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to get rid of a hickey, leave a spoon in the freezer for 2 hours or so, then put the rounded side on the spot (works for about 1/2 the people i know)
Jim:so how was laci last night?
Joe:gotta hickey
Jim:sweet,try the cold spoon trick if you dont want yo mama to see it
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when you unzip your fly, put your hand down your pants, and stick your finger out of your fly...so your finger resembles a dick.
My friend pulled a fake dick trick at the bar last night.
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Quite possibly the most blasphemous rap group ever. Consisting of Vinnie Paz (formally known as Ikon the Verbal Hologram) and Jus Allah as M.C.s with Stoupe the Enemy Of Mankind on the beats.
There was some shit with Jus Allah awhile back but it's all good now.
Lyrics from the Jedi Mind Tricks song, "Heavenly Divine"
1. "Hologram burns churches
Murders by sticking a crucifix through your cervix"
2. "Broke into the Vatican and strangled the Pope with his rosary"
3."Sharp blades slash your vitals
Recitals will fight you and entice you to burn Bibles"
4."Divine purpose, for the Remi that's in my thermos
Wait and see we'll stick you with needles that's hypodermic"
These are all from the same song, I'm not making this up.
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A method by which Luke Skywalker can do everything but get laid.
Luke: "You want to drag me into the back of the Millenium Falcon. You want to screw me silly. You want to screw me silly..."
Han: "Fuck your Jedi mind trick! My door still ain't swingin' that way."
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verb: to masturbate, choke the chicken, rub one out, work your man, play with yourself
It comes from a DC/Baltimore area radio show called the Sports Junkies, now on WHFS 99.1 FM in the mornings. They used to be syndicated nationally for a while.
I was sitting at home last night watching some great porn and workin' my trick when my mom knocked on the door.
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When you crumble up a bunch of biscuits in someone's bed without them knowing. But it's their fault for not knowing, so you can't be blamed.
Oh Clare you fell for the The Crumbly Biscuit Trick
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a) a pony that can perform more than a single trick
b) someone who excels in more than one way
Kyle: wow you are a trick ass pony
Doug: Thank you, I'm glad i can beat you in so many ways.
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