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this procedure takes a lot of practice to perfect. the first step involves removing your trousers. after that, you may find a partner of either sex to perform this process on. clothes are optional for your partner. at this point in time, it is now necessary for you to drop a load on the face of your partner. continue to deliver your stinkage until the face somehow begins to bleed or until there is no possible way to unleash anymore stinky. you may then put the finished product in the freezer and enjoy it the next day for a scrumptious supper
Dale: what did you bring for lunch today?
Chester: well my mother gave me an Ethiopian Dump Truck last night and she didnt feel like shopping so here it is
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Something that is off-the-wall and bizarre. Not very cool.
"Did you guys see that music video the other day? It was so Monster Trucks of Love."
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When you make love to a woman's breasts with your penis, and then poop onto her belly.
Oh man that girl is so cool. She let me do the Philly dump truck on her stomach. I love her man!
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when one masturbates and blows a load
man i just crash the milk truck
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A vehicle, usually white. With a man in it. Who sells icecream.
Makes some people heavily depressed when hearing its jingle on a warm sunday evening.
This could be due to an overdose of the jingle during a long period of time, and/or childhood traumas. When it isn't heard for a long time, it can cause either a sudden shock or an anxiety attack. Both should be treated with the proper care, for it is a serious illness.
Ice cream truck:...Too too to to to tooo to to to tooo to to too toooo...
What happens then:
1. disbelief
"What's that? What do I hear?!..."
2. denial
"This isn't happening. Isn't isn't isn't. Can't be. Can't be!"
3. mental breakdown
"Why, why, why is this happening to me?!"
=> The subject could become severely distressed, and should be treated with tranquilizers at first. Further treatment should be sought if this should happens more often.
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Truck Fight Club
A group of highschool students who drive trucks,often referred to as douchebags and fags. Their english is very poor and therefore hard to understand. Other people are often referred to as "jimmy." By day they drive their trucks around pointlessly revving their engines, squealing their tires and smoking cigarretes and drinking beer in the high school parking lot hours after school. At night they drive around drunk and frequently set fire to a pile of tires and kill cats with pitch forks. They frequently prey on unsuspecting girls with low confidence promissing them fun parties which are always either at a hunting camp or beside a pile of burning tires. These girls are referred to as groupies. Once one becomes a groupie they become a lifetime member as it is impossible for them to quit.
Rip roarin'
"holy fuck Jimmy"
Doug
Who are those fags hacking darts in their truck, oh its truck fight club.
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When an upstanding American citizen who owns a truck.
Takes a Child molester , illegal alien, drug dealing minority, Swoogie. Puts a noose around their neck with a long rope lead. Ties it to the bumper of their truck. Taking said Swoogie
For a high speed long distance walk out to the Desert.
Back about 20 years ago this was actually in the news.
A person got sick of criminal minorities in his town. Dragging one to his death.
Dude: See that pos ( wetback, nigger, spic ) drug dealer?
Dude 2: yeah the dude that smells like spit and malt liquor with the gold teeth
Dude: yeah that one.... Gonna take him for a long ride Texas truck skiing. Grab the rope for me
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