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The standard for weights and measures used in the United States
The only measurement system to put a man on the moon
Guy: Did you see The Fat Electrician's new YouTube video?
Chick: The one about NASA and the metric system?
Guy: Yeah! Wasn't it funny?
Chick: Fuckin Merica! (Flashes her tits, Bald Eagle flies by, Team America song plays on P.A. system)
Guy: (Measures her tits in freedom units, not metric)
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A phrase used to disambiguate between people living in the United States and people living in the continents of North or South America, since "American" can refer to either group of people.
When talking to people who have this phrase in their vocabulary, "United Statesian" always refers to only people living in the United States, while "American" always refers to people living anywhere in North or South America.
Jack: Dude, Americans are so fucking stupid.
José: Wtf dude
Jack: Sorry, I meant United Statesians.
José: Oh okay :)
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The artful process of either rolling a fat blunt and smoking it, or packing a thick bowl and smoking it. Unit refers to a unit of measurement, whether it be the "bowl" unit or the"blunt" unit. Burning a unit is distinct from regular smoking of marijuana, however, in that it is done with an elegance that can only be achieved through years of training and developing a reliable method, thus becoming a master of the art.
I sure would like to burn a unit, but I have to write the outline for this speech. Damn I hate college...
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A person that has a lot of body fat, but is very strong. On the outside they appear to be overweight and fat, but on the inside they could probably backsquat more than twice your body weight.
Guy 1: Him. I want him on the team.
Guy 2: Are you sure? That guy is really overweight.
Guy 1: Yeah, but that dude can deadlift 400lbs. He's an absolute unit.
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Street Dogg's running crew.
see also: Street Dogg, unibrow
John: Street Dogg ain't shit.
Crank: Don't let him here you say that or you'll have the Street Unit after you.
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Where the Jerks unite. One of the more popular gangs of Fremont.
Spenser that niglet jew is part of jerk unit.
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The source of ALL that is evil nowadays in the world: racism, ignorance, falseness, intollerance, colonialism, outsourcing, hate, arrogance, slavery, exploitation, subjugation, centralization, mind closure and utter inability to PRONOUNCE alphabet letters for their phonetic meaning.
This "country" is inhabited by a naive populaion that thinks that acting accordingly to what mentioned above is allright since that's what they've been doing for centuries.
Britsh gentleman: Pardon me sir, this is the United Kingdom, so could you please get back to your country so we can continue to exploit your pathetic race in the same faraway land we colonized XXX years ago and I simultaneously won't ruin my tea time smelling your inferior kind and hearing your unbearable accent?
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