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The act of a man deficating into a persons mouth then proceeding to have sex with said mouth with said feces still in it.
As seen on Sonic commercial: "and this one is called the Kentucky show boat."
"He wanted to give me a Kentucky show boat and I said yes because I thought he was offering me jumbo popcorn chicken."
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A gender some people identify as. Very sexy.
Gavin: bro I think I identify as a tricycle penis boat.
Forrest: it's okay man I think I do to.
Both: OMG SAMESIES
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When a person or entity that was doing things good and enjoyed a good record out of it, all of a sudden does something really bad.
Did you see that new digital camera model? Nikon missed the boat on this one!
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To perform oral sex on a woman. Specifically in a fashion to make her fall madly for you due to your 'paddle boating' skills.
Your Friend: "Why is she still obsessed with you even though you broke up 3 months ago?"
You: "I gave her the pink paddle boat before we had sex for the first time. It kept her coming back for more."
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EEEEEEEHHHHH!! EEEH EEEH EEEH!!! ^_^
Sung by Luna in Lunar:Silver Star Story Complete! SO PRETTY! I wanna hug her for such a warm song! Aw, it makes me fall asleep with it's kawaiiness! SO soothing and peaceful!
I had it in my head the whole time I was cleaning the Bayshore gym, which was January 17 2004 to February 04 2004!
Wishing on a dream that seems far off
Hoping that it will come today
Into the starlit night
Foolish dreamers turn their gaze
Waiting on a shooting star
But... What if that star is not to come?
Will their dreams fade to nothing?
When the horizon darkens most
We all need to believe there is hope!
Is an Angel watching closely over me?
Can there be a guiding light I've yet to see?
I know my heart should guide me but
There's a hole within my soul
What will fill this emptiness inside of me?
Am I to be satisfied without no way?
I wish now then for a chance to see, now all I need (Desperately!)...
Is my... Star to come...
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Row
Row
Row your boat
Gently
Down
The
Stream
Merrily
Merrily
Mercifully
Life is butt a dream …
Row your boat … this was a metaphor of life and spiritually in a book I read …
The shaman speaks
Maggie Wahls
Wise ancient soul without a doubt …
Maybe I met her in a life before this …
Ian small boat is the kind of vehicle you would wanna buy. It has triple-layered moose cock dipped in not only oil but also smoothie made from mcwendy's fries. It also has its own head to talk sh+t. and we all know with sh+t comes farts, which generates the boat to travel in the speed of 0miles per hour. However, it is made to be operated on land, meaning that if used on water, it just capsizes.
salesman: so u wanna buy the ian small boat?
me:nah*looking at price tag*
salesman: I'm warning u,u will regret this!
me when I get home: ahh crap I just realized that the ian small boat can replace my half broken dustbin that was blown u in 19 by fckin nazis