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It usually happens to a female; when she orgasms so great that the pulsating that is happening in the vagina begins to take over her body till her whole body is gently spasms while she orgasms. It usually requires lots of foreplay and relaxation.
"I got to experience a full body orgasm last night. It was so great no words could describe it."
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John Mayer song from his hit debut album Room for Squares. Basically, a romantic song about sex.
See also: No Such Thing
And if you want love,
We'll make it
Swim in a deep sea
Of blankets
Take all your big plans
And break 'em
This is bound to be awhile
Your body is a wonderland
Your body is a wonder
I'll use my hands
Your body is a wonderland
Your body is a wonderland
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A kick ass song by necro, documentring how to dispose of a dead body, and the only song to be completly about disposing of a human corpse.
Let's talk about dead body disposal
My proposal take the corpse to the bathtub
And drain the blood out of the bastard
Strip ya self nude first so you don't get blood on ya new shirt
And cut the fuckin' corpse up like a butcher to meat kid
And put the pieces inside trash bags
So she'll be wreaking like a fags ass
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A phrase a virgin says when they're ready to knock boots.
Alternatively, a phrase someone says when they really like something and they want it NOW.
Sarah: OMG Jenni, the new Butt-Quake 6.0 comes out tomarrow. It's supposed to feel like having an 6.0 earthquake in your ass!
Jenni: Omg...My body is ready.
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The number of friends one has on Facebook. For those old enough to remember, body count recalls the Vietnam war and the nightly body counts on the news. It is relatively easy for those under 30 to amass several hundred friends. For those of my age bracket, it is impressive to collect one hundred friends.
For many, collecting Facebook friends is really a competition, rather than the gathering of a true circle of friends.
My son has over a thousand Facebook friends. Over the last year, I have searched for grade school through college friends, and personal and professional friends, and my Facebook body count is a miserable 69 friends.
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A sad corporate attempt to get young men and boys to wear perfume.
TAG body spray won't get you more girls; it will only make people think you're gay. A real man would not have a fragrance and would never use TAG body spray AKA FAG body spray.
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Patrícia was really acting bitchy today, was her body in the repair shop?
Sorry this isn't a good time, my body is in the repair shop...
Listen I would love to have sex in a few days when my body is not in the repair shop, its a sticky wicket right now.
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