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1. A really short nasty ponytail, usually seen on dirty old men or hipster douchebags
2. A person who is an enormous tool.
That guy is super creepy. Look at his chode pony!
Dude, you're such a chode pony.
Someone who rules all the small dicks.
Someone with the smallest dick in your group of friends.
No need to measure just take a wild guess.
Them: Hey bro
You: Hey Chode King
Them: MY DICKS BIG THOUGH
You: mmhmm...
To spend time in totally useless activity or lethargy, especially playing videogames. Synonymous with "veg-out". Derrives from the word "chode", that useless flap of skin that is supposed to keep your balls from flapping around but really doesn't do anything.
"I think I'm gonna chode out with GTA tonight again."
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"Chode Garage" aka a gay guy's butthole, anus, or ass when a chode is rammed into it.
One gay guy rammed his penis into the other guys "Chode Garage."
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Someone who orally engages a 'chode' (A Penis thats wider than it is long)
Jamie Cullam is such a chode-smoker.
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A chode that has been rubbed raw via constant hand motions or fierce licking... or Cody B. Sometimes a Chode Red can even be caused by harmful chaffing. Sand paper has even been known to cause a few Chode Reds in my day.
Chode Red gave his dad a Chode Red last night. His dad loved it... and he loved doin it! mmmm Chode Red! :P
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