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When two heterosexual friends srike out at the end of the night they will perform certain acts on each other like homie glide or even more to relieve certain stressors.
Man I hope these 2 females will come home with us so we dont have to Code Red again.
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This is a code that you should use with your friends when you are having a loud sleepover/party that may wake the parents/guardians in the house. When saying "code squagg", you jump into your sleeping stations (sleepovers) or hiding place (party).
Scenerio: Bessy and Lulu are having a sleepover.
Bessy: (screaming) YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE WHAT MS. ESCARGOT SAID TO MR. GROUNDHOG IN CLASS TODAY!!!!!!!!
(loud footsteps)
Lulu: (scared) GASP! CODE SQUAGG!
(The girls quickly turn off the lights and soar into their sleeping stations)
Enter Mrs. Lulu's Mom stage right.
Mrs. Lulu's Mom: Girls? Aww, how sweet. they're sleeping. Goodnight, little angels!
Exit Mrs. Lulu's Mom stage left.
Lights come back on, revealing the two girls.
Bessy: She gone?
Lula: Ya.
The girls high five.
CODE SQUAGG WORKS!!!!!!!!!
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When a girls titties are so big that the nipples reside in different zip codes.
"Goddamn, that girl's boobs were so big I had to cross county lines to get from one nip code to the other."
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A subtle way of alerting your friends to your fart, before other people in the area notice. This gives time to all of your friends to vacate the area with you, leaving some other poor sap to take the blame.
"Hey dude, code brown. Let's evacuate"
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When someone dress nice, they alway dress good r most times they be dressin good, alway matchin alway look clean
Dayum that nigga got a dress code
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If a man has graduated high school he cannot ask a girl that is still in high school out. As one this is mostly going to cause something illegal to happen. Two its just kinda creepy. It is okay though for a man who is still in high school to date a girl that has graduated,
(exceptions- you had been dating the girl for over a month before you graduated, you graduated early and are less than a year apart from the girl,if the girl is dumb and has failed high school a few times and is at least 18 and a half
Wow your in college and your dating a sophomore, thats some major breakage of the man code!!!!!
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A set of useless, bullshit rules that guys use to govern and bully around their friends, guys or girls.
examples of breaking the bro code:
1. you slept with a girl a friend used to like
2. you ask a girl out that you once saw an aquaintance out with a month before
3. you are friends with someone your friend hates
Guy 1: "what did i do wrong?"
Guy 2: "hello!? you fucking broke the bro code rule #27."
Guy 3: "oh, duh, i checked out a girl that you once liked. i am so sorry."
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