dead mouth

n.
1. Paralysis or crookedness of the mouth.
2. A person afflicted with paralysis or crookedness of the mouth.
3. A paralyzed or crooked mouth.

1. Alicia Silverstone and Katie Holmes both suffer from intermittent dead mouth.

2. "Rob Lowe is cute, even though he's a dead mouth".

3. Too bad Greta van Susteren's plastic surgeons couldn't fix her dead mouth!

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Dead Grandmother

Vegemite

I feel like some Dead Grandmother on toast

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dead trim

Aron has a dead trim

yo that guy Aron founded the dead trim society

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dead stalk

A (still-lit) cigarette that is almost down to the filter.

Save me a drag on your dead stalk, mate.

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Dead By Daylight

A video game that gives out free brain aneurisms every 60 seconds because of your shit teammates that can’t hit a skill check.

Demi: Yo I play dead by daylight

John: Please get some help

Demi: You want to hear about the perk soul guard?

John: Demi, you’ve been talking to me for 2 straight hours.

Demi: But you haven’t heard about the perk kindred yet

John:*goes insane* REEEEEEEEEeEeEEEeEeE

John:*dies*

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dead-lip

Basically when someone goes in for a kiss, the other person just allows the first person to kiss them without kissing back. A tactic used to show reluctance without repulsion.

Person 1: So what was your first kiss like?
Person 2: It was pretty shitty. I got dead-lipped.
Person 1: Unlucky. I guess she really didn't want to be kissed.

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Phone Dead

When you don't answer your cell phone for a couple days because you are sick of having to talk to people, and all your friends think you are dead, but you really just needed a break from it all

Jane: Where were you last weekend John? I called you a million times and you never answered or returned my call, everyone thought you were dead!?!

John: Yeah..I was phone dead last weekend, I just couldn't take it anymore, but I'm back baby!!

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