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A fictious video game made up by someone's friends in order to catch that person in a lie.
John- "Dude have you played the new Dragon Flogger game yet, I can't get past the second level!?"
Friend who lies about everything- "Yeah dude, that game is awesome. I totally beat it as soon as it came out!"
Friend 2- "No you haven't, because that game doesn't exist you douche! Why do you have to lie about EVERYTHING!"
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The Mangy Dragon is the best sex maneuver to ever be invented! It involves snorting hot sauce, grabbing the hair of your victim, yanking their head back as you stuff your nose in their butt hole and trying to blow your nose with their "back door."
This maneuver was first done by Asians in the early dragon years. It was first done with wasabi but tobasco sauce is more commonly used today.
It is called a mangy dragon because it makes both parties feel worn out or "Mangy" and it makes the person doing it feel like they're shooting fire out of their nose. it's commonly compared to feeling like a dragon.
Tom: "Hey Steve! I heard you gave that girl a Mangy Dragon last night!"
Steve: "Fuck yeah I did! my nostrils still burn from the wasabi I used!"
Tom: "Steve! do you know how incredibly dangerous it is to use wasabi? they outlawed it's use for a reason!"
Steve: "Yeah, but she was a yellow so I wanted to go old school on her!"
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This defines when someone uses the bathroom.
I would've made in time if I wasn't summoning the dragon!
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Spicy Dragons is a group of friends with a cool friendship name such as the Fab Four which are amazing and each have different personalities.
Let's use a group of four:
One should be either cool or RAWRALICIOUS
One should be described as a cinnamon roll when really they are the opposite.
One should say mew and woof a lot
One should be normal but because their friends aren't they don't seem like it either
Four is common but with Five one should be called weird names
"Oh wow look at those amazing Spicy Dragons"
"I wish I was in with the Spicy Dragons!!"
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To arouse the desires/longings of a female, usually inebriated, with no intent to deliver.
Trish said "Yo, Dee, don't you be wakin' mah dragon 'less you gonna dive! Really, that is unacceptable."
Dee replies "What means to "Wake the Dragon"?
Trish explained "To arouse my feminine desires and NOT follow through with the promised intercourse, silly!"
Dee sighs with ennui, and retorts "Oh, of course."
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Da voice whirled away everything 'bout pleasure and sorrow.
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when a guy cums in a girls mouth and then bangs her head against a wall and makes the cum come out her nose like a fire breathing dragon.
I gave a girl the friey dragon.
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