Nut rag

A wipes used after masturbating to clean up ur dick

When ur glass of water tastes salty and u see ur mom drying dishes with ur nut rag
You: pfffff wtf

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Reverse Nut

A monumentally malicious that causes male genitalia of all witnesses to immediately suction.

**Yogg-saron pyroblasts your own hero 3 times**
"I think I just reverse nutted"

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dark nuts

testicles with frostbite

Davey really learned his lession this Christmas about walking naked throug a blizzard he got dark nuts and his ass was literally frozen solid.

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Nut Salad

A salad that consists of lettuce, semen, and vegetables. Often served in restaurants that Herbert the Pervert works in. Basically a kinky version of salad dressing. It’s a good idea to not eat these salads, because you will most likely get at least 5 STDs.

“Damn! This bitch just put some nut salad on her snapchat story! I want summa dat.”

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Nut Rush

An instantaneous release of testosterone resulting from a feeling of extreme awesomeness or manliness.

Dude that breakdown just gave me the sickest nut rush! Lets go lift heavy objects and skin small cute animals!

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What the nut

When something goes extremely gay or wrong or some shocking happens

Did you see jerel eat ass."what the nutt"

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Clap nuts

When ones nuts(aka. testicles) collide with ones leg creating a loud "clapping" sound.

Look, there goes Steve. He has "clap nuts"

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