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The dead name of a lesbian who everybody simps for on urban dictionary. a.k.a. me
Stop simping for people named Jessica, half of the shit you guys say isn't even true. -Somebody who used to be named Jessica
The Goddess voicing Lexington Ave trains, iykyk.
Unfortunately, the morons of the MTA decided to implement Dianne Thompson's announcements on "The Next Stop Is" and "This Is", ruining our childhood.
Railfan 1: bruhhh Lexington isn't complete without Jessica man we need her back!
Railfan 2: Good luck with that, knuckleheads changed it to Dianne and we're all crying.
Most of the rich and bratty kids at my school.
Won't shut the fuck up about how rich her daddy is
Like seriously-NO ONE CARES JESSICA
Jessica: My daddy is the CEO of Fortnite.
Dickhead: first of all, your so-called 'daddy' is drunk as fuck
second, your adopted, and third, he's probably on drugs
Everyone: Agrees
*Disclaimer* if your name is Jessica, please do not take this as an insult.
Jessica is a charming and beautiful girl, but unfortunately she is not always aware of her beauty. People like her because she is funny and sociable. At first glance, she is an angel, she seems kind and sensitive, while in fact she can be mischievous and playful. Her friends and family know her from both sides: with them she can be herself, they love her as she is.
Despite some small flaws, Jessica has an unconditional love for her family and friends, she is actually very sensitive and gets attached very easily, too easily. To compensate for this excess of feelings, she prefers not to show them so as not to suffer. If Jessica shows you affection or opens up to you, take this chance, it will be the first and last perch she will hand you.
Jessica sees life as a succession of ephemeral things, for her it is important to live everything, to be free, she dreams of freedom, travel and luxury. Deep down, Jessica is a sensitive girl who cares about her loved ones, she is strong and never gives up. On the contrary, she will do everything to encourage her friends and bring them up. She loves her loved ones with all her heart, if one of them is feeling bad, then she will do her best to help them feel better. The happiness of her loved ones is her own. It is important not to play with her heart as she is unforgiving, she can love you madly or hate you madly, it is a double-edged sword.
Jessica means Foresighted. Shakespeare is the first place we find the word Jessica. My Jessica has read Tarot cards for 14 years. She has an amazing upper arm tattoo that is the tarot cards she gets the most. She is a great nurse. You would like her right away, just like everyone else. She is uninhibited and unaware of what she does with her body. The first time I saw her, she stepped in front of me and wrote her name on a board. Her perfect bottom was no more than 4 inches from my face. Don't tell her I told you. We can keep that secret, right. Her heart is pure and able to hold all her patients there at one time, keeping them warm and safe. Her mind is sharp and loaded with the knowledge a nurse needs. I love her in a way you would too.
Jessica is the word defined today and a very popular female name.
Someone who slept with their goddamn English teacher
Jessica! Did you sleep with your goddamn English teacher?
Mr. Wilson, what no?
Jessica you are such a little slut!