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When you break an oversized mug of beer and strategically place it where some some dumb bastard will sit.
Look at that douchebag. Mike G just sat on a German Whoopie Cushion! Haha what an asshole!
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A German Sparkle Party is where you spray adhesive on a friends face (or your own) and then pour copious amounts of glitter into the anal region of a stripper or otherwise talented participant who then farts aforementioned glitter into the sticky face of the recipient
Jeff got a German Sparkle Party for his birthday and still has glitter in his hair
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Having any exposed extremity licked obsessively while asleep or unconcious by a dachshund or any other breed of German dog.
Upon waking I discovered that I was coated in a thin film of saliva due to the German sponge bath I received after passing out. I should stop drinking tequila.
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1. BIG FLAT TITS THAT JUST LAY THERE ON STOMACH OR GET TUCKED INTO THE WAIST
2. TITS THAT REMIND YOU OF SOMEONE THAT HAS BAD BREATH
HEY ,, I WAS PLOWING THIS FAT SLUT ON A TABLE ,, HER TITS WERE LAYING ON HER LIKE 2 ROWS OF SLICED GERMAN BALONEY,, I CALLED HER GERMAN BALONEY TITS GIRL
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Shortened version-'TJSG'
Definition-That's cool/rad/fresh/awesome
X-"I'm listening to circa survive and thrice tonight"
y-"That just sounds german."
X-"i'm playing Black Ops tonight, gonna knife some faces"
y-"that just sounds german"
X-"i like beer"
y-"that just sounds german"
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Having extreme vaginal sex with a women resulting in her vagina resembling a pretzel.
Mike: I totally gave Beth a German Pretzel Press
Xavier: Nice! I've only heard legends of the German Pretzel Press. It is said that only one possesing the Penis of Destiny can perform such a task.
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A sexual act involving two or more persons, in which at least one party involved must participate using a loud and resonating German accent. Ideally, the individual is also of German descent.
A specialized derivative of "scat".
There must've been a scat party here because it smells like shit. Probably a session of German poo sex.
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