kak pipe

slang term for anus / bottom / arsehole.

He gave her one up the kak-pipe - she loved it!, or...
He's a kak-pipe cosmonaut (gay man)

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metal pipe

A guy who has a serious hard on and has his cock at absolute zero. Whenever he’s about to shoot his load, his cock will take 5 minutes to thaw out. If he gets hard during shooting his load, his cum will be frozen solid along with his dick

Stacey: It’s hard for me to give you blow when you have a metal pipe
John: I’m sry I think I may have a serious condition

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tap pipe

To be the pitcher; to insert your penis in another man's anus.

(While watching 'There Will be Blood')

Dave: "I want to be the guy with the sledgehammer."
Travis: "I want to tap pipe."

This can be reprased as follows:

Dave: "It seems to me that the fellow with the sledgehammer has the prefered task out of the people present in this scene."

Travis: "It seems to me that I would enjoy inserting my penis in another man's anus."

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Shit pipe

When you are fucking (piping) a girl and she is shitting.

Man she's so fine, I'd shit pipe that b*tch.

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Turn piping

When a girl on the dance floor is dancing so hard with face down and ass in the air, she's turn piping.

Man, that girl is a freak. She was turn piping on me all night long.

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pipe wipe

Wiping your anus with toilet paper when you use the bathroom.

A pipe wipe and I'm out.

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The Golden Pipe

when you pee in someone’s butthole

Hey bro, I gave Sharen the golden pipe last night-she was pissed.....get it???

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