Karen Syndrome

A genetic disorder where every single family member is raised by a Karen, and is a Karen.

Friend: His mom is a Karen.

Me: All his family are. It's just Karen Syndrome.

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magma syndrome

When a band latest album is so bad, that you stop liking their old stuff.

A reference to one of the Gojira albums Magma, which popularity is very controversial.

Tool last album gave me the magma syndrome

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Vancouver Syndrome

The chronic antisocial inclination to either ghost someone or straight up lie, to avoid telling the truth, or especially to decline an offer or a date. Very prominent in Vancouver, Canada, especially in the dating scene.

"Did you get a date with that girl?"

"Nah, she's ghosting me. Bad case of Vancouver Syndrome I suspect"

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Gump Syndrome

1) The coincidental nature of happening to appear at historical events.

2) The pathological need to wind up at America's big moments.

1) How lucky to have appeared at the last five public appearances of John Lennon before he was shot. She must have Gump Syndrome.

2) He feels the necessity to always show up when presidents make speeches. I think he has Gump Syndrome.

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Shipway Syndrome

Like Stockholm Syndrome, whereby one falls in love with the captor, except in this case, one falls for a six-years-senior doler with no future.

'Aw, man, did you see her and Gary lately?'
'Yeah man, she's got Shipway syndrome'

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Vegas Syndrome

When you drink for several days straight with minimal sleep and food. It culminates with the person passing out and waking up with a four day hangover.

You: ....Huh... Where am I?

Paramedic: "Sir, you've passed out. Did you just get back from Vegas? I've seen this before. It's Vegas syndrome."

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vtak syndrome

a incurable disease that makes a proud honda owner into a ricer thinking it that the chepo parts will make his ride
"fast"

Look at Jon he's got that 89 Si hope we wont get that "vtak syndrome"

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