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Roast: worse than ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian combined
Little Boy: Ur mom gay
Big Boy: Ur dad lesbian
Little Boy: *chokes coughs almost faints* wel uhhh ur uncle bisexual
Big Boy: *ded*
johnny: Fred has a blond bisexual bridesmaid
Fred: dude I'm right here
Kelly: My daddy always said, if you're good at something, never do it for free
That one friend who says their bisexual but yes still pulls zero bitches but constantly claims that they could pull bitches but they don’t feel like it.
Have you you meet emma, she’s a lonely bisexual, I kinda feel bad.
His name is Brad he enjoys long walks on the beach with strawberry margaritas listening to his fave tune California girls by Katy perry he also enjoys making cakes and sweet treats with his easy bake oven, his eyebrows are probably higher than the Eiffel Tower and he’s also very eco friendly so instead of driving a big truck like real men he rides his pink old fashioned bike in which they used to call a banana bike he probably enjoys riding those I’d assume. He also runs like a dinasoar with his unhyper extended arms.
Hey look! It’s big bad bisexual Brad at the spa!! Getting manipeddis
When a gay guy who pretends to be Bisexual is fucking a girl and can't cum, uses Bisexual water as a cum disguise and gets out safe
Girl: OHHHHH YEAHHHH I WANT U TO COME IN ME
Bisexual Water user: *to self* how tf am i gonna put the bisexual water in there
A person who is exclusively attracted to a different gender each season of the year."
Alex identifies as an exclusive seasonal bisexual. In the spring, Alex finds themselves attracted to women. When summer arrives, their attraction shifts exclusively to men. By fall, Alex is drawn to non-binary individuals, and in winter, they find themselves attracted to genderqueer people. This pattern repeats each year, with Alex's attraction aligning with the changing seasons."
A dumbass term used to invalidate a bisexual woman's identity.
Despite the fact that some people may claim that they are bisexual for "attention", if you don't have any evidence that that's what's going on, stop throwing this term around like it's a basketball.
"Ugh, I hate Mandy, she's such a trendy bisexual!"