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A dildo with nothing but balls
I bought a dickless dildo by an accident, now i really have no dick
The specific circumstance in which a pigeon gets hit by a flying object often identified to be a dildo (size may vary between 2 and 15 inches, the bigger it is the more likely it is to have joined its fellow dildopigeons in heaven)
Person 1: did you see, that pigeon got hit by a dildo. Its a dildo pigeon now
Person 2: yea just like your mom last night
The act of inserting a Hebrew national hotdogs into one's orphice for sexual pleasure
Megan, being Jewish, could not wait for her kosher dildo after temple. She went to the store to find Hebrew national hotdogs. Kosher meat for a kosher girl, she said.
a name you call someone when they are acting dumb or stupid and making you mad
Hey you! You’re such a dildo brain
A person who fucks pr gets fucked all the time
Dude i ran in the room to grab my wallet and 2 bitches were running a train on josh so i said "you look like a dildo"
When a woman takes her anger out on the world because her dildo no longer pleases her.
What an ass, she doesnt realize that shes in dildo denile.
Despite the energy and resources spent to create it, it's not even worth the time to practically use it
"Hey! Did you see the new JC Penny's they just built?"
"Didn't they go bankrupt?"
"Exactly! Another concrete dildo for the neighborhood!"