That's not what your mom said last night

Just about. The greatest comeback to anything. Used mainly when talking about the size of genitals, but can apply to anything else.

Person A - Hey look at our science. That's bigger than yours!
Person B - That's not what your mom said last night!
Person C - Oh BURN.

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You yeed your last haw, partner

When somebody yee haws before they dies, they yeed their last haw

Guy 1: Yee haw
Guy 2: You yeed your last haw, partner
Guy 1: OH NOOOOOOO

Last Guy I'd Ever Go Gay for

A way to suggest another man is particularly unattractive.

Fugly

Soon after sighting the sheer size of Jacob's schnoz, Spencer swiftly shouts, "He's the last guy I'd ever go gay for!"

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that's the sound your mother made last night

originated from SNL when sean connery said it to trebek. can be used to any sound that could be sexual.

Trebek: What sound do dogs make?
Sean Connery: Moo
Trebek: No.
Sean Connery: But that's the sound your mother made last night!

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"Save the Last Dance"-ing it

When an awkward upper middle class caucasian person pursues their dream and ends up immersed in a another cultures social or cultural event, causing them to stick out like a sore thumb.

"The tall white guy playing the saxaphone was totally "Save the Last Dance"-ing it with that band last night"

Refrences the 2001 movie "Save the Last Dance" starring Julia Stiles and Sean Patrick Thomas.

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just like last night, only better

You rock, no one is saying different.

"Oh my God, you were amazing. Do it again; just like last night, only better."

live every day like it's your last

An expression when you decide that it might be your last day living, and you are going to intake as much as you can in that 24 hours, and feel accomplished at the end of the day.

I told my friend to Live every day like it's your last, because you never know when your going to leave, and go enjoy it with his friends and family.

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