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Upon withdrawal, it becomes abundantly obvious that your anal sex partner is a fan of the Jolly Green Giant’s Buttery Corn Niblets.
My Grindr hook up treated me to a corn harvest I was not expecting.
I was so deep on her lower colon that I caused a corn harvest.
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A flexible term that can be assigned to any dude, douche waffle or 'taint lick that likely sports below average size man junk.
Baby corn was blathering on again about how he was bagging some hotties last night.
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When the penis is too big to fit inbetween someone's asscheeks or pussy flaps, so they have to sit on top of it like they would a horse, and slide up and down.
Joel: What the fuck are you doing, Courtney?!
Courtney: I'm corning on the cob, Joel!
*both laugh*
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(Noun) - A large piece of fecal matter with visible pieces of corn protruding from the exterior. Length and diameter may vary depending on age and weight of individual. Corn Snakes generally have a pungent odor and are known to clog the toilet.
"Maaaan, don't go in the bathroom! I just dropped a Corn Snake!"
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The Canadian translation of "Corn Dog"
Aye friend, wanna grab a Corn Douglas after work?
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A zone most treacherous. Deep in the corn maze, you are thirsty and afraid. A dense fog shrouds your judgement but the promise of beer compels you. The maze strikes another blow, you arrive at a checkpoint but only soda and light snacks are available for purchase. Your spiral into a crippling despair is now complete. The corn maze has claimed you.
mate, who thought butt chugging was a good idea before tackling this corn maze? All of my usual abilities are hindered, we will likely die here.
Dude I know. We should have taken a hamm jamm instead, for strength and clarity.
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The act of having popcorn stuck in one's bra with no ability to retrieve until privacy has been obtained.
OMG...so glad the movie is over. I've had corn boob for hours!
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