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An eatery where food is cooked by china people, greasily, in an oriental style and may be taken away (Verb - To Chinky)
"Where's the nearest China shop? I'm dyin' for a chinky, me"
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when a room or a place is really really bright
'oh my god, its like shop floor lighting in here!'
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(N) A women's designated male friend that she goes to the mall and buys clothes with, whenever the need arises. Most likely, the special shopping buddy is in most cases a platonic friend, or possibly homosexual.
Julie: Hey, are you and danny dating? i saw you guys at the mall together the other day.
Kim: Nah, he's just my special shopping buddy.
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noun. The act of taking a wheel barrow and rapidly stealing as many things as possible from a neighbor's yard and/or garage.
I heard Rolando McClain got a bunch of weed in an Alabama shopping cart.
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Jon (sniffing): Did you Drop your shopping?
James: Ah, yea, that was me, I'm back on meat
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Usually happen around Christmas - when EVERYBODY goes crazy about buying presents.
I hate Christams and shopping craze in malls...
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i. The act of owning, and managing, a store that sells devices used for smoking marijuana.
ii. A college major wherein one seeks to obtain the necessary skills to own and run their very own head shop.
iii. Using a vast array of blown-glass pieces to smoke mass quantities of marijuana out of.
i. Glass aficionado #1: Dude, that guy has an awesome headshop.
Glass aficionado #2: Ya. I wonder if his bong shop management skills could put a kid through college?
ii. Kid (over the phone): Mom, I've decided that I'm going to change my major from engineering to bong shop management.
Mom: Well, just make sure your father doesn't find out or he'll cut you off.
iii. Kid (thinking his slang will keep his parents unaware): Mom, I'm going down the street to Rick's house to do bong shop management!
Mom: I know what that means!!!
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