The only thing thatll ever get turned on and wet because of you :D
Parrott: wow you are soaked!
Chez: yea my one true love got wet on my face!
Parrott: who?
Chez: umm... my shower head
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When a celebrity or a new person gets WAY too much spotlight. This can cause a snobbish side to surface, and their friends or aquaintances to notice them acting differently. Otherwise, this causes the "showered" person to feel shy or be surrounded by people by simply going outside their house, making them annoyed.
After Jack's new speech on world matters, he got a media shower and became a different person; one his friends didn't know anymore.
Once Beth won the spelling bee, her media shower forced her to skip school for the next week.
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Noun. Beer you drink when in the shower for pre-gaming purposes.
Students who attended that shitty college in Chicago, NorthWorstern, define a shower beer as a beer that is rinsed with water.
Normal person: Hey Brah, I just woke up. I think I'm gonna get my shower beer on and I'll meet you at the bar afterwards.
NorthWorstern student: What, I don't get it..
Normal person: sigh, why are we still friends...
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one who takes a crap in a shower instead of a toilet
Ashley Davis on the night of 9/5/03
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When someone gives you a blowjob and then blows it back all over you, as a sexual prank.
Prostitute: For that money you can have a shower blowjob...
Unaware client: What's that?
(he'll learn really soon...)
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If you and your buddy bring home a girl and find out her bra and panties match, you do this.
"Hey Michelle, hope your bra and panties match because we are going to eiffel shower you tonight!"
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Using deodorant to get rid of body oder quickly, instead of taking a time consuming shower
Brad: i need a shower im sweating everywhere
Rylie: hurry up we've only got 5 minutes, just take a chemical shower
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