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Matt's are traditionally submissive, so any time they hook up with a lady, they become pussy whipped.
Q. Where's Matt tonight?
A. He's with Kath (his new girlfriend) who has turned him into Thomas the Tank Engine... You know, because Kath is the Matt Controller...
A hungarian professional eater. Known for his large size.Very large size.
That matt brophy can eat a whole whale.
That beef be good but Matt Cenna be like soggy socks on a hum burger with my man Lil dicky.
My socks are soggy! It is like Matt Cenna on a hum burger of soggy socks!
a sexy man who loves jay devlin and has a great big horse cock
sit down boi don’t hit your old man matt dale like that
1. To bail out of something at the last minute
2. To break a contract, verbal or written
3. To lie about a previously made agreement
The Matt Benton
Petros: Are you coming to my party?
Matt: Yeah of course mate, wouldn't miss it for the world
Narrator: Matthew had no intention of attending the party
Fattest person alive loves to eat a hundred pancakes a day and toast loves tall Venezuelan men and fat Chinese people who touches him. In bed he watches gay porn in bed with his sister while talking to his boyfriend on snap chat (jamie) who sends him dick picks
Big Matt is a very fat gay man