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The shelf on klumps's forehead
I hung my coat on the klump bump
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When one gentleman greets another by gently and accurately touching the heads of their penises together. An uncircumcised man must pull back his foreskin to accomplish the greeting correctly.
Bryant gave Dave a hearty hand shake and Bumped Nelsons when they re-antiquated after many years.
Not to be confused with crossing swards or playing swards
Bryant gave Dave a hearty hand shake and they were Bumping Nelsons after they were reacquainted after many years.
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kids game ( for 5 years an under ) ( adults foreplay )
my 2 year old bump heads with her daddy. Sooon my honey we will bump heads in bed. Friday is our naughty night!!
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An euphemism for lesbian sex.
Rachel & Jenny are totally bumping purses.
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rump bump means that when a man grabs a woman/man by his/her hips and shoves his hard erect penis into her ass crack, while in the process of pulling his/her pants down. then, they shove the person on the ground, get on top of the person and rides them like a pony, then you go 69 on their ass
damn bitch, i had sonia over last night and i tried to rump bump her ass but it was too flat and nasty, and she was terrible.
damn hoe, i had m&b in bed last night, they were the best rump bumpers i know.
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One golf ball hitting another golf ball on a putting green.
Woah man! Stop putting in my line, we're gonna ball-bump.
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A piece of wood shaped like the stock of a rifle, with a horizontal bar projecting from one side. It magically turns semi-automatic weapons (those which fire one bullet per pull of the trigger) into bullet-hoses; a device which uses the recoil of a gun to fire the next round.
One of many ways to turn your shitty california-legal semi-automatic AR-15 into a machine-gun. Very popular in US states where semi-automatic rifles are legal; chiefly used by man-children and 13-year-old boys. On the down-side, it seriously impedes accuracy, and thus is useless for criminals.
Imma take my SKS and bump-stick and shoot some dirt!
Just plug in your bump-stick to turn your glock into a matrix-style machine-pistol!
I used a bump-stick and hit nothing but air.
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