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A zone most treacherous. Deep in the corn maze, you are thirsty and afraid. A dense fog shrouds your judgement but the promise of beer compels you. The maze strikes another blow, you arrive at a checkpoint but only soda and light snacks are available for purchase. Your spiral into a crippling despair is now complete. The corn maze has claimed you.
mate, who thought butt chugging was a good idea before tackling this corn maze? All of my usual abilities are hindered, we will likely die here.
Dude I know. We should have taken a hamm jamm instead, for strength and clarity.
When you poop and there is corn in the pot.
Man, I just came from the bathroom, and someone did not flush their pot corn.
When the penis is too big to fit inbetween someone's asscheeks or pussy flaps, so they have to sit on top of it like they would a horse, and slide up and down.
Joel: What the fuck are you doing, Courtney?!
Courtney: I'm corning on the cob, Joel!
*both laugh*
When eating a woman’s ass you eat the corn she hadn’t wiped out earlier that day.
Aye bluh you eat corn booty ? It’s nasty man.
A pasty ass white person!
Why is he acting like he is black, he is a corn bread honkey.
1. While batting in baseball...hitting a can of corn.
In the early 1920's underprivileged children used to use discarded cans of corn made in factories to practice batting
"Heeeyyyy Baaattteeerrr....Can of Corn!"