1. One who scrapes out grout from between tiles 2. The goat scraping tool itself 3. Any type of scraping work that is difficult and arduous 4. Holding the lowest position at work
Hey Goat Scraper! Grab your goat scraper and scrape out all the goats in the master shower before lunch time or I will slash your tires and knock up your sister! If I see even one goat un-scraped I will break your fingers one knuckle at a time.
Goat Roaches: adjective; 1) any male or female whose behavior is trifling, bold, ghetto, and extremely disrespectful to others. Lacking class, self respect, and a highschool education. If it looks like a roach, walks like a roach, and hides when the lights come on, IT'S A ROACH!
Bonquesha sells all of her food stamps every month never making sure that her eight kids have food, she is such a Goat Roach!
A biting goat is any novice outdoorsman that generally gets in the way, makes a nuisance of themselves, or otherwise inhibits the enjoyment of the outdoors or a particular sport/activity because of their lack of skill or knowledge or self-awareness. Synonym to “Jerry”
Me at the trailhead: Alright bois, look alive, the trails are thick with Biting Goats
The bois: Ah sh**
The hot girl that doesn’t think she is. And will never get dick
A baldheaded, slick back, no edges having, stomach hanging to her knees, flat foot size 12 shoe wearing, sleeping on your old mattress, think someone wants her man, jealous ass female
Soaking in a tub of oats, either over night oats, or instant - and feeling such immense pleasure from the experience one starts bleating like a goat, thereby becoming an oat-goat.
The man soaked in his tub, filled to the brim with Quaker oats. He felt it in his body, his mind, and in his soul. He started bleating in pleasure, he was now an oat-goat.
n. Any needlessly festive over-hyped celebration put on for the benefit of the organizers rather than the participants. Usually arranged by a government agency or a corporation to show that they are one with the people.
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Why all the bunting and balloons on Main Street? Did we finally win a war?
No. It's another goat parade. We're honoring finger-painters that have made a difference.
Will there be cake?