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an expression which can take the place of some curse words, like FUCK! SHIT! (God)DAMN(it)! and SON-OF-A-BITCH!
wife: we need to turn around
husband: why? we're 30 minutes from home.
wife: i left the stove on and the shower running
husband: SUCK BRICK!
"damn dude, i accidentally dropped your keys in the river"
..."suck brick"
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Someone who does good stuff for you in the hopes that one might be suddenly endowed with all the wealth and generosity that you could possibly give (and usually are disappointed)
MAC: Dude, that guy gave you a brand-new Mini Cooper S with supercharger and NOS intake apertures?!
BILL: Man, what a suck-up, I know. He just wants me to let him date my sister. Like that'll ever happen, HA! But nice car anyway, so thanks to him!
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thank god I'm not you! I mean, I sympathize and everything...but damn, I would hate to be in your place.
"I got pulled over last night for going 55 in a 50."
"Man, sucks to be you."
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When you promise you will only perform oral, but end up going the whole way.
On our second date I promised myself I'd only suck, but ended up doing a suck and fuck.
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Used by mostly teenagers that are growing up with the garbage music they play today. most of them know who eminem is but they actually dont or never listened to his freestyles or hit albums.
"Yo eminem sucks ass, lil wayne is the best rapper alive"
"dude eminem will murder lil wayne in a freestyle any time any where"
"what ever, am gona sing the lollipop"
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Phrase used in an extremely, utterly exasperating moment when no other execration will do. The phrase is best appreciated with one's temper at full steam, red in the face and at least one hand balled up in a fist, banging on something.
Chris was driving along 53rd, minding his own business when some dumbass in a pickup swerved out of the Convenience Store, blatantly cutting him off. When Chris hit the horn, the dumbass flipped him off. When they got to the intersection, Chris was red in the face and, with one hand banging on the steering wheel, he gestured "the bird" back at the dumbass while yelling, "FUCKIN' SUCK IT!"
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