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Euphemism for masturbation.
Person 1: "Wanna go to the mall?"
Person2: "No sorry, I gotta go taunt the one-eyed weasel."
When something goes a direction it shouldnt
Cock-eyed refer to the way sometimes a guys cock eye is crooked and the pee comes out sideways
To get blind drunk, in a manner where you can only see out of one eye, often making drunk texts extremely difficult as one is lacking any perception of their immediate surroundings
Bro I'm trying to text my misso but I'm so cock-eyed all my texst just look like "I libe yib for so much bsbe"
Someone’s who’s eyes are looking in different directions.
Wether it’s by a bunch or not.
Person 1: Do I look cock eye.
Person 2: Yeah, just a tiny bit cock eyed
It's the opposite to 'Cock Eyed' (when your eyes look together). Fanny Eyed is when your eyes look away from each other.
I jealous of people that can go cock eyed, I can only do fanny eyed.
It is the look that you get when you have scranned a zoot pastel.
Derived from the Cook Island Language, meaning Flower Garland.
One who inherits this name is someone who is Beautiful, Strong, Independent and gives 0 f***s
"Noone can compete with her, she's too Ei-Tiare"