Popped his cherry

Common gay slang for taking someone's anal virginity. When a guy has his ass penetrated for the first time his cherry has been popped

Dave had never bottomed before, I totally popped his cherry

what's his butt

When you can't remember or dont know his name.

What's his butt, the guy who owns that badass truck. I don't his name but you known who im talking about.

did his bird

Cockney slang for an individual who served a substantial time in prison without grassing or squealing and kept his head down. Often said in a tone of respect

They threw the book at Johnny, he got 10 years, kept his mouth shut- did his bird

synthetic hi-hats

The sound of a hi-hat (a pair of cymbals on a stand with a foot pedal that is used to open & close them; thus changing the sound that they make when struck with drumsticks) created solely by synthesizer hardware or computer software synthesis.

Most frequently heard in electronic music ("electronica" is the name of the actual musical genre).

No real hi-hats are damaged or destroyed when synthetic hi-hats are employed.

The song, "Move to the Beat" by the electronica group Monkey Zound has synthetic hi-hats in it! How kewl!

Composing his Alphabet

When somebody has a stutter and keeps getting stuck on letters

Person" Pauls pissing me off with that stutter"
Person 2 " ah leave it out he's composing his alphabet"

Kyle and his jew

Kyle is a ginger boy who's bitch is a Jewish girl

It is just Kyle and his jew against the world

Kyle's mum:
So why do you call your girlfriend 'your jew'?

Kyle:
Because she is my girlfriend but she doesn't like to get called my girlfriend, she prefers it when I call her 'my jew' as it makes her horny...10/10 you should fuck a jew

Kyle's mum:
So that is why everyone says 'Kyle and his jew?'

Kyle:
Yes

*Kyle then pats his jew on the head while she is sitting on the floor next to the chair Kyle is on*

Kyle's jew:
Thank you daddy, you make me forget about G-d

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belaboring his pumpkin

1. beating the top of one's head

2a. having sex with a pumpkin*
2b. masturbating

*Fun fact: If you have sex with a pumpkin, you are actually having sex with a fruit, not a vegetable...so the taboo does not apply!

1. From Canto XVIII of Dante's "Inferno" (Longfellow translation):

And he thereon, belaboring his pumpkin:
"The flatteries have submerged me here below,
Wherewith my tongue was never surfeited."

2. I have to go bail my uncle out. They picked him up for belaboring his pumpkin in a Wal-Mart dressing room.