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omggg like serisouly there juss friggin jelled bracelts not fuckign sex coupons yea we're guna go fuck now cuz somone broke my bracelet THAT EFFING REDICULAS!!!!!!!! think about it i bet NO parent in this world trusts there kid with these bracelets like comon have sum faith
no fucking rediculas comment ! FUCK Jelly bracelets
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eating a girl out while she's on her period
It was that time of the month for her, but i said screw it, I'm having myself a Jelly Doughnut!
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A woman who eats jelly (any flavor) for for a period of 5 days or more. (This would include KY jelly if so desired) After the the days period ended, she proceeds to shat on your body with your blessing. Leaving you with the effervescence of her fecal fruit of choice.
1.)Peanut Butter and Nelly "The Movie".
Warner Bros 1976
2.)Jelly Girl "Can I Wipe You"
Warner Bros 1979
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When a child goes into a state of paralysis below the waist in order to get what he/she wants.
Kid: I WANT CANDY!!
Mom: No!
Kid: I WANT CANDY!(Kid goes into jelly legs mode)
Mom: Timmy stand up! I'm not going to carry you!
Kid: WAAAAAAAHHHH!
Mom: Jesus! Here...what do you want?
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These are so stupid i dont understand y ppl think they are tru cuz now girlz are afraid 2 wear them cuz of sick stupid boiz. Until a lady came and talked about them to mi class no1 had any idea that they were even sex related now ppl make up definitions 4 colors 2 scare the guelz who wear 'em they are so0o0o0o0 stupid
~vbshawty2oo9
i cant even wear them without being made fun of then their just a waste of money
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Give continuous "dead arms" and "dead legs" until the victim/friend cannot move
Dave recieved a jelly baby for being a twat, so his friends could arabian goggle him.
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I love jelly bracelets. I agree that they are fun to play with,fashionable, and if it is a kiss or hug, Iagree the meanings might be fun(I only use means if it like kiss on lips/cheek or it is a hug)
I do hate that aludts think that alll we want is to have sex if we wear the bracelets.
when I am marryied I might use the other meaning of jelli bracelets but for now I am only for kissing on cheek or lips and huging. (so far I am a virigin and proud of it !)
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