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After I take a big shit, I'll woop out the masturbation roladex and shine some pages.
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when another person preforms oral on you and you kiss afterwards...
person 1: yo man i was with a girl last night and she blew me
person 2: did you kiss afterwards?
person 1: yes...
person 2: that's second hand masturbation
The art of improvisational masturbation
If the stress of life has you down try to your hand at free-form Masturbation as a relaxation exercise.
man, after no finger febuary i am so ready for merry month of masturbation
After 30 minutes in the community pool I gave myself The Old Regular
Masturbating with pruned handswhen you rub one out with pruned hands and it feels like an old man is jerking you off!
The time where no one is home and someone is coming home and your masturbating
Jim was having a good time during masturbation rush hour right before his family came home
So, a vagina masturbation cup is a cup with a cover that is shaped and feels like a pussy so you can, therefore, jack off into said cup without leaving a mess. Kind of like a bargain basement flesh light.
Honey! That is not my vagina masturbation cup! It belongs to SB!