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After I take a big shit, I'll woop out the masturbation roladex and shine some pages.
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After 30 minutes in the community pool I gave myself The Old Regular
Masturbating with pruned handswhen you rub one out with pruned hands and it feels like an old man is jerking you off!
When you spend too much with yourself (and Pornhub), so it affects your personal and professional sides of life.
Contrary to common belief, having a female partner doesn't prevent person with CMO from masturbation.
-Dear, we need to talk. I'm your wife, and we have regular sex, but you still locking in your room, watching your stupid porn and enjoying yourself.
-I talked to doctor, and he said I have CMO. -What? -Compulsive masturbation disorder
The art of improvisational masturbation
If the stress of life has you down try to your hand at free-form Masturbation as a relaxation exercise.
when another person preforms oral on you and you kiss afterwards...
person 1: yo man i was with a girl last night and she blew me
person 2: did you kiss afterwards?
person 1: yes...
person 2: that's second hand masturbation
man, after no finger febuary i am so ready for merry month of masturbation
No masturbation. You can do anything as long as you don’t cum, but Blowjobs and Sex are allowed, as long as it’s done by someone other than yourself. Passing will let you move onto Join Jerk June.
Mindful Masturbation May, is NNN for virgins.