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The most cool, awesome, worthy of recognition, or just flat out bad ass people. Used when other words just don't make the cut. A person worthy of the gods, SAAAN!!
Speaker 1: You are awesome
Speaker 2: Don't you mean, I'm Dope Fresh Nation
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June 9
The day in which couples (gay or straight) celebrate sex by having sex. The reason National Fuck Day is on June 9th is because 6/9 closely resembles the popular sex position 69.
Honey, today is National Fuck Day! Let's fuck!!!
If National Fuck Day is my half-birthday, does it still count as ABC Sex?
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June 12th is national quackity day.
let’s all celebrate the iPad kid on this day
“What day is it today?”
“It’s national quackity day!”
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February 3rd, aka national stu day, is a day to celebrate stu’s sacrifices by throwing on on groutfit
Don’t forget your groutfit tomorrow, it’s national stu day
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Its on april 19th moan as loud as you can in school or at work and vs ur friends to be the best moaner
Hey дpyг it’s national moaning day ! (moans softly)
дpyг(Moans a little louder)
John Wicks (moans loud)
дpyг (MOANS INTENSLY)
*breaks peoples ear drums by moaning*
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National Ava day is a day to do whatever an Ava wants to do.
February 17th is national Ava day
Made by an Ava (obviously) Giesbrecht
1: What day is it today?
2: It’s national Ava day!
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A country that has been controlled by women (e.g. the Netherlands)
Netherlands stands as a fine example of a Pussy Whipped Nation. In this country men have to kindly ask to their girlfriends/partners whether they can go out for a drink with their mates after dinner. This request is frequently denied to men because, if granted, women would have to wash the dishes and clean the house in that night.
Other relevant social practices and understandings in a Pussy Whipped Country such as the Netherlands are:
Men take paternity leave from work when their partners have a baby. The reason for this is that women don't find it fair to jeopardise their careers because of the drawbacks of maternity leave.
Men look like women dressed as men. Women look like men dressed as women.
When men gather around a table for some drinks they constantly make jokes about each other. They find it ridiculous being men. When women gather around a table for some drinks they make jokes about their men. They find them ridiculous as well.
When men buy a boat, women fill the deck with flower pots, chairs, and tables so that the boat cannot sail and distract men from their household duties. Amsterdam is filled with these ‘flower-potted boats’.
When men get ill, women feel abused because then they have to get the groceries from the shop, wash the dishes, cook, mop the floor, and do other lowly male activities.
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