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rednecks who fuck pigs, not to be confused with rednecks who don't fuck pigs or pigfuckers who aren't rednecks
The barn party was kicking ass until some redneck pig fuckers showed up and fucked all of our pigs.
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Ben fucks pigs, but he's not a redneck pig fucker -- he's just a sick fuck.
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last minute snack food made by combining the partial bags of whatever chips are left, stale or nearly empty
I never had Triscuits with cheetos and Doritos until Jethro whipped up some redneck chex mix.
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The act of performing oral sex to a woman and then vomiting into the vagina. Then you push the vomit in with your penis and ejaculate into the vagina. After you ejaculate into the vagina you then continue to eat out the vomit rich, cum filled vagina.
"Dude did you hear Mike accidently redneck lunch sacked his grandma last night!"
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Instead of a person brushing their teeth to remove bad breath, the person places a dip of snuff (preferably wintergreen or mint) in his/her mouth
Dude, I need a redneck breath mint because I forgot to brush my teeth. Got any dip?
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A circumstance where a large ammount of broken down trucks and/or domestic cars are parked along the side of a narrow street making it impossible for 2 cars side by side to fit through.
I got side swiped by an explorer because we both could not fit through the redneck traffic jam.
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A rain storm is approching and your car is dirty, so you decide to leave your car out so it gets washed by the storm.
Guy 1: "Man, your car is filthy!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but it's supposed to rain tonight so I'll just leave it out side and hit up the redneck car wash."
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The act of jizzing in the family pool and getting multiple girls pregnant....
Grandmom: how did you get knocked up again??
Mom: I went swimming in your pool...
Son: OH FUCK
thats a redneck sperm bank...
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