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When you ejaculate on 47% of your lovers face.
I got so horny watching the presidential election, I just had to give Brenda 'The Mitt Romney.'
I wanted to seem like a compassionate guy, so I only gave Brenda 'The Mitt Romney'.
My wife told me I was lazy today, so I gave her 'The Mitt Romney'. I was happy to oblige.
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The act of shoving a beer bottle up an individual's anus, base first.
Dude, I thought my girl was a freak but last night she proved it with a Blue Romney.
Simpley put, Mitt Romney is "Clit Romney"
Man dude you pulled a "Clit Romney" picking on that fat white handi cap kid and all ...
1. (Noun.) A highly offensive term for an idiot who can't decide which side he's on, and who thinks the windows on planes should open.
2. (Noun.) To take an enormous crap in a place other than a toilet.
1. "You're such a Mitt Romney."
2. "I think Mitt Romney just took a Mitt Romney during that debate."
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"Dude, I'm about to pull a Mitt Romney, Is anyone looking?"
"Naw, you're good"
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A very corrupt and evil man best known for flip flopping on every issue known to man. He is also the first walking and talking plastic pancake to ever exist.
"Roe V. Wade has been the law for twenty years and it should stay that way" - Mitt Romney
"If I had the chance... I'd erase Roe V. Wade" - Mitt Romney
Guy one: "Man did you see Mitt Romney debating the President last night? He even flip flopped during the debate!"
Guy two: "Yeah man, he had me craving some IHOP!"
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If learning is difficult the learner will not want to waste time on tasks which appear Mitt Romney to their purpose.
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