ABS

After Breakup Sex

making love with an ex-girlfriend.

dude 1: i asked my ex-girl frind to have a hot ABS tonight.
dude 2: yeah man! every ex-girl friend IS a girl friend!

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ABS

Angry Butt Sex, often used in question form as to confuse the questionee:

Dood 1: Hey Dood 2, do you have ABS?
Dood 2: Yes, I do.
Dood 1: Eww, you have angry butt sex?!!?

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ABS

Acronym for Anal Boner Spin. Which is exactly what it sounds like. When two people partake in intercourse (but mostly gays), the more dominant one spins the weaker one on his boner, hence, anal boner spin.

Dude, Frank totally had vertigo after a serious ABS-ing from John.

That's sick!

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abs

abbreviation for Asshole Behavior Scale. Logarithmic scale from 1 to 10 used to measure how much of an asshole someone is being. Similar to the Richter scale for earthquakes with each whole number representing intensity 10 times greater than the next lower number

Someone crashes into your car and is flipping out at you, you reply...
"Dude, on an abs you're a 9"

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Abs

The only thing that girls really want

Mmmmmmm I can’t wait to suck some juicy abs

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ABS

instead of LGBTQ... we can now use ABS. Anyone but stright. Meaning, everyone but straight people are allowed in their " posse"

-LGBTQ!!!
- you mean ABS... anyone but straight

- oh yeah!

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Abbreviated for "Asian Boyz", an asian pacific gang around many areas of Massachussetts, Maine and California. They represent a royal blue bandana (rag or flag), as a trademark for their color. Also affiliated with the Crips, and also taunted with being called a "Crab", "Crab ass nigga", "Fuckin' Crab." Also can be represented in the numbers 1226.

Yo there be Clowny, that crab ass AB nigga.

He jus got his ass jumped into AB.

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