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Asianitis

Typically all people suffering from asianitis are mistaken as being another race, when in fact they are suffering from a disease that makes them good at: video games, dancing, fashion, math, and etc. Disabilities include: bad accents, having weird interests, and an obsession with old school hip-hop.

Bob: Hey look! It's that asian kid!

Joe: Hey now, don't point out the asian. He's had enough suffering from asianitis.

by Blazn-azn March 29, 2009

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asians

the hottest freaking girls ever!!!! i.e.- Hyori Lee, Kumi Koda, Ayoomi Lee <333

Asians have such hot girls!!! I want an asian girlfriend

by aeiou7005 July 12, 2009

82๐Ÿ‘ 79๐Ÿ‘Ž


Asian

The name of one of the finest muthatruckers that ever walked this earth.Those blessed with having the first name "Asian" are generally likable,pimp-like,funny,fine,and a natural born player.

If there was one man that could stand toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris,it'll be a guy named Asian.

by KloudSe7en November 26, 2013

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asian

People originating from the continent of Asia. May be of Japanese, Chinese, Korean, Filipino, Indian descent plus the many other islands located near the Pacific. A lot of stereotypes surround East Asians such as:

1. Above normal intelligence
2. Strict parents
3. Bad driving skills
4. Small penises
5. Obsession with multiplayer computer games
6. Being sluts
7. etc.

Well guess what for one thing if they're so smart that's because they work hard, I can say that the white woman who crashed into the tree yesterday is a bad driver, their dicks are so not small and what about those pallid white guys who stay in their mother's basement playing guitar hero all day >.> ?

-He's such a smartass and all he does is sleep in class all day.

-Well duh he's asian.

by Fil_Chin February 10, 2008

437๐Ÿ‘ 487๐Ÿ‘Ž


asian

the sexiest race to date

Person 1: yo bro this girl and I are soooooo in love broo we held hands and kissed today
Person 2: Oh really? May I ask, what race was she?
Person 1: The best race out, I shit you not. Asian!!
Person 2: Holy shit dude you scored!!!

by r59b1 August 15, 2021

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Asianed

To be "asianed" is to have sex, as a White, Black, or Latina woman, with Asian men. This term is analogous to the neologisms "blacked" and "bleached" that became popular in the late 2010s.

Jessica hooked up with James at the party last night... I never expected that she would ever get asianed, but the times they are a-changin'.

by The Urban Dictionary Staff October 19, 2018

83๐Ÿ‘ 81๐Ÿ‘Ž


asian

An individual typically from Eastern or Southeast Asia (Japan, Korea, China, Vietnam, Thailand etc.) and demonstrates some or most of the ff. traits:

1) Short in stature
2) Gets superb grades
3) Prioritizes school amongst everything else
4) Has strict, somewhat racist parents
5) Fond of bubble tea, Anime/hentai, videogames, martial arts, noodles, dim sum and drifting
6) Very frugal (I repeat, VERY FRUGAL)
7) Tend to have low self-confidence resulting in either shyness or inferiority complex (which results to overachieving)
8) Idolize white people of the opposite sex but look down on black people
8)

Mei is your typical Asian. She is petite, very thrifty, gets straight As, loves bubble tea and is dating a white guy.

by ss69 August 14, 2007

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