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charisma in a can.
game in a bottle.
this shit makes me smoooother than vanilla.
damn. bitches betta get ready.
me: hey ladies!!
ladies: eww, get away...
me: damn...
(after many beers)
me: how YOOU doin'?
ladies: damn...
125👍 68👎
Happiness in a bottle (keg, cup, can, shoe, bowl, or any other concieved drinking vessel).
Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin
25👍 10👎
what we drink everyday after work, its gods gift to us mankind (on par with hemp)
4 quarts of double brown seems cool but 5 is always better.
55👍 27👎
The only way to make your ugly girlfriend pretty.
When i drank beer my girlfriend turned sexy
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the perfect addition to marijuana, and the second best thing to hard alcohol.
a homeless man passed out on the sidewalk
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And on the 8th day, God created beer, to keep the Canadians from taking over the world.
Canadian 1: wanna take over the world, eh?
Canadian 2: na, let's just have a beer.
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Substance to sustain activity, fuel for life.
21👍 11👎