welder's bench

Often used to describe an exceptionally ugly face. Reminds us of the pitted, uneven mess formed by molten metal dripped by a welder onto his workstation.

Fuck me, I'm not tapping that she's got a face like a welder's bench.

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bench that pussy

when a girl is awesome in bed but is annoying otherwise and she pushes your buttons and ya have to put her pussy on the bench for a while and not tap it.

Sucks that she does not have a awesome personality to go with our badass sex life, hate to say it but i'm gonna have to back off for a while and bench that pussy.

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Left Bench

An athlete that does not get playing time and when someone asks them what position they play they jokingly say "Left Bench" because left is a common position title.

"Yo Tom what position do you play?" " Oh I play 2nd string left bench."

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boyfriend bench

The bench designated for boyfriends to sit on, usually outside a fitting room, while their girlfriends shop and try-on clothes.

Mark: Dude, I hate shopping with my girlfriend.

Ron: Let me guess...she makes you go store to store and hang out on the boyfriend bench.

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steam bench

A steam bench located outside of the dorm Read at Indiana University Bloomington. It is a spot to get extremely ripped with your friends, but be careful because tons of cops lurk there at night looking to feed on young, innocent college boys and girls.

Brendan: I just picked up a gram from curry 2!
Jared: Where should we smoke it?
Eric: Lets go to the steam bench!
Alex: Thats a great idea, hopefully officer Dan doesnt catch us
Eddie: I'll bring Mary Poppins

writers bench

located on 149th street in upper manhattan
once a meeting place for graffiti writers in new york city (1970's & 1980's). people would watch the art on the passing trains (it was where the 2 & 5 lines converged)
now thanks to the mta and the clean train movement... it is only historical location, a reminder of what once was.

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Bench Mob

Nickname for the 2010-11 Chicago Bulls' bench players.

Did you just see that Taj Gibson monster dunk?! Another homicide committed by the Bench Mob!

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