blast

female masturbation

"She put one leg over me, the other over Dave and just started blasting herself"
"I didnt want to sleep with her so I just decided to blast her"

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blasting

verb, meaning to shoot laser guns of the type that appear in the Star Wars movies

Luke was blasting 6 storm troopers.

Oh no! The storm troopers are blasting through the door!

Leia screamed as Han accidentally began blasting an ewok who had grabbed onto his leg.

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blasts

another name for having to take a violent poop

all that peanut butter i ate gave me the blasts

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blasted

(Adj) A combination of the words blown and wasted, implying that you have mixed alcohol with cocaine and are fucked up out of your mind.

Dude 1: Dude I just got an eightball of coke, I wish we had some liquor too though.
Dude 2: I know right, then we could get fuckin blasted!!!

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Blasted

To have cum exerted on you.

Guy: Bitch I just blasted you.
Girl: Oh no it's in my eyes!
(rofl)

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blast

(to) shit.
(to blast a dookie)

-to blast a dookie.
-i gotta blast.
-holy fucking shit, she just blasted all over his fucking face!

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blasting

going fast on a moped without really actually going that fast.

Me: Dude i was blasting cars last night.

You: How fast were you going?

Me: Like 45!

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