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a blumpkin is when a girl gives a guy a blowjob when he is taking a shit.
blumpkin
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The act of fellatio performed upon a male who is concurrently engaging in the act of defecation.
1: Carter received a blumpkin from Paige!
2: Gross!
(now you have a word to rhyme with pumpkin in your poetry)
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To receive fellatio while defecating.
When Hans had eaten too much Mexican food one evening, Olga had no choice but to give him a blumpkin.
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when a girl gives you head while you're sitting on the toilet taking a shit.
Rosenberg:Hey Kumar i went to that asian party.
Kumar:Cool! What'd you do there
Rosenberg:I schupted Cindy Kim.
Kumar:Really?
Rosenberg:She gave me a blumpkin
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A king of Blumpkins that can make anyone give them one through suavness ans tact.
The blumpkinator spared no one.Everone on board flight 92 would be mouthwashing tonight.
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While getting a blumpkin, just before you ejaculate you stand up pushing the girls head into the toilet bowl. Then you ejaculate on her back and dump on her head.
I gave Ricky a blumpkinator last night, and I still cant get the shit out of my hair.
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To sit on the can and take your morning shit while recieving great head from someone who likes the smell of a mans dick and shit at the same time.
Damn leatherpigboy1@aol.com loves givin great Blumpkins to Men!
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