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Someone who enables the Bozo Explosion, either intentionally or due to their inexperience and incompetence.
The Bozo Explosion was possibly coined by Steve Jobs at Apple:
"Actually, Steve believed that A players hire A players—that is people who are as good as they are. I refined this slightly—my theory is that A players hire people even better than themselves. It’s clear, though, that B players hire C players so they can feel superior to them, and C players hire D players. If you start hiring B players, expect what Steve called “the bozo explosion” to happen in your organization." -Guy Kawasaki
My manager is the lead Bozo Bomber at my company. He makes sure everyone in the business is as dumb as a caveman, then he can swoop in like Superman and save the day. Man, does it make him look good. Terrible for the business though.
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The feeling of being ashamed that you are a Colonizer American.
"I'm so sad I'm American"
- "Midnight Bozo?"
"Yes"
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Bezos got rich by being smart, Bozos got smart by being dumb.
if you were a rich person your name would be JEFF BOZOS
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Bozo status is your status as a bozo
Alec: Bro WTF they stole my shit
Marc: Bozo status.
The infamous act of pissing, crapping, and vomitting on yourself simultaneously. Usually occurs during bouts of heavy drinking.
Tommy: "Hey bro, how'd your night end up?"
Jake: "Well it was going well, but then I blacked out and pulled a Triple Bozo."
Tommy: "Hahah, damn dude you are one pathetic loser!"
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A BOGO Bozo is the guy who buys an everyday item like Raisin Bran, gets one free, then can’t stop buying because the deal is so good. A BOGO Bozo can’t help themselves.
“Sell by” dates are meaningless to the BOGO Bozo. There’s a BOGO Bozo lurking inside all of us and in every household. Some have multiple Bozoes.
BOGO Bozo: I just paid $1.97 for two mega tubes of toothpaste!
BOGO Bozo roommate: We already have twelve lined up in the closet.
BOGO Bozo: Actually, it was only $1.96.
Honey I’m going to the grocery store
Didn’t you just come back?
Uhhh ...this morning maybe
Admit it ...you’re a BOGO Bozo!
A word to describe the leader of the ABF stumble guys clan. it can also be used to describe someone doing something devious. It is usually used in third person.
Abf bozo commits mass genocide.