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A freakybummer is someone who has an uhhealthy interest in the Hoff and all Hoff related subjects. He can normally be found sporting a leather jacket, speedo's and cowboy boots while at the same time 'striking a pose' and whistling 'hooked on a feeling'.
They may also have a thing for midgets (especially on horseback)
Dammit your a freaky bummer!!
Hey freaky bummer Tom Selleck is god!
or
Hey you,freaky bummer wheres your stash of midget porn?
One who chooses to have unprotected anal sex with an HIV positive recipient.
Mark Perrott is a despicable suicide bummer
The unfortunate occasion in which you are left with the sticker of a losing candidate on the bumper of your car post-election, but are too depressed to remove it
Mike: Don't you think it's time to remove the McCain/Palin sticker, buddy? People are honking at you.
Tom: Can't do it, man. I'm feeling serious bumper bummer.
A bummer leaf is a leaf that in autumn when all the leaves from the trees attatches to another leaf in a bumming fashion. Also known as friendly foliage or kinkyleaves.
We are bummer leaf
Similar to a runners high , a bummer's high is when someone is tired but trying to stay awake and then their buminess activates and they gain the ability to stay awake for the next 1 to 2 hours until it runs out
I'm really tired but my bummer's high is going to kick in soon
V1. When something wrong or unfortunate happens.
V2. An anal experience gone wrong.
V1. “I spilled my beer all over myself. It was a real bummer in the butthole.”
V2. “That guy from my tinder date was a real bummer in the butthole last night.”
When your knocking up a pallet of window frame and you accidentally slip your peen into a nail hole and hammer it down. Mostly are joiners. If you need to know what a joiner is ask Nedklaw.
Me: aye up son how was work
Wood bummer: good son
Nedklaw: what you do?
Wood bummer: I’m a joiner
Nedklaw: what’s a joiner? what’s one of them then?
Wood bummer: let’s just say I have a lot of splinters in my one inch wonder son
Nedklaw: why’s that?
Wood bummer: well you know what they say about wood bummers!