Person with a low amount of brain cells, dumb, slow in the head.
"Whens the 5 o'clock bus coming?"
"Wtf!, what a cabbage!"
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When what you are wearing is so redneck, its cool. Just like someone you would see down at the cabbage patch.
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a vegetable that smells like shit
Ihate Cabbages they smell like shit
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when your not quite sleeping but canni move ie. after a hard night drinkin
i canni be arsed movin im to cabbaged
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cab-age:
in the same way as foodage, riffage or choonage, its a term for a taxi journey.
'are we getting cabbage into town?'
'i cant be bothered to walk. lets get cabbage.'
(after a good taxi journey) 'that was some serious cabbage!'
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Luggage that you store in the trunk of a taxi.
When the taxi-driver unloaded me at the all-night combination tattoo parlor and shooting range, he also forgot to unload my cabbage from the trunk.
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