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Cadillac Job

When you work in a very easy job. That you barely lift a finger and get paid really well

John just started his job where he just sits at a desk and pretty much watches Netflix. Man must be nice to have a Cadillac job like that.

by Dnurse15 April 4, 2022


Cadillac, Michigan

Beautiful City located in scenic northern Michigan. Known as a vacation spot for many with attractions including Lakes Cadillac and Mitchell which are perfect for cruising around on a beautifully crafted award-winning Four Winns speedboat. Caberfae Peaks Ski and Golf Resort is located nearby for those who prefer to ride on some of the steepest slopes in Michigan.

Cadillac High School students are known for having very high ACT scores but also for having some of the gnarliest parties, where attendance often reaches the hundreds. Our Cadillac Vikings regularly dominate the Big North Conference in our high school athletics especially in the sports of football and hockey. In fact the two teams combined accumulate approximately 3.5 opponent-hospitalizations a year.

Our women are average but our weed is top-notch as we have strong connections with detroit drug rings, so you can be sure that if you come to Cadillac, you'll have access to some of the stickiest buds in the north.

If there is one complaint about Cadillac it is the aggressive homophobia of our residents. All homosexuals were run out of the town in the early 90's and now make their home in Traverse City to the north.

Just won the Big North Conference Championship, only thing left to do is enjoy this tasty sack of Northern Lights in my Four Winns SL222. Damn I love Cadillac, Michigan

by DapsandPounds69 October 5, 2010

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cadillac williams

Carnell Williams a running back drafted 5th overall in the 2005 NFL Draft by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers

see cadilliac, See running back

by Mike H. April 24, 2005

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Sears Cadillac

A pair of shoes. Possibly archaic - dates back to when a Cadillac was considered a highly desirable car.

"I couldn't get my jalopy running, so I had to take the Sears Cadillac to work"

"His dusty boots -his Sears Cadillac" - Jimi Hendrix, "Highway Chile"

by quasarmotorsports December 11, 2009

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Cadillac Deuce

Everybody knows that dropping a "Deuce" means taking a dump ... but only an elite brotherhood of truck drivers knows of the "Cadillac" Deuce. A regular "Deuce" consists of going to the public restroom and being exposed to "Rancid Ass" ... not good. For $10.00 you can rent a clean shower room at the truck stop and have your very own "Cadillac Deuce" experience.

"Got Damn ... I gots to shit like a motha fucka ! But I ain't goin' back in there with those nasty ass heathens. I'm gonna break out my reward points and treat myself to a Cadillac Deuce !"

by Mad Honky August 16, 2014

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Cadillac Time

When any home run is hit by the Phillies, Gary "The Sarge" Matthews screams this.

Ryan Howard cranks out a home run, the Sarge screams out "CADILLAC TIME"!!!!!

by poppahayes October 23, 2009

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Cadillac turn

Cadillac turn means making a Wide turn in a regular car, Cadillac's make VERY wide turns, Its another way of looking cool while driving.

Look at that car doing a Cadillac turn, He almost hit the person in the other lane.

by WackMasta1 September 16, 2006

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