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Chia-ho-Hollyn

A chia pet that bares a certain likeness to Hollyn Francis/es B. or banana bread.

Gary: Yo boi, you see dat crazay a$$ chia pet ova there?
Herbert: Yea man. It's a Chia-ho-Hollyn.

by ralph518 September 02, 2010


Newberry Chia Pet

when one saves up their shit for at least two days. The have their partner were fishnet stockings, and proceed to take the most massive shit in the stockings. Thus causing the shit to string out like the hair of a chia pet

Nate,"Man i hooked up with this chick last night with fishnets."

Doc,"Yeah, did you give her the Newberry Chia Pet?"

Nate,"You know it!"

by Doc Warren June 28, 2010


ch ch ch chia

another name for the popular toy chia pet. ch ch ch chia was said in the chia pet commercial as a catchy thing that you cant get out of your head.

boy #1: hey i bought a chia pet.
boy #2: you mean like a ch ch ch chia?
boy #1: yeah!

by owploppy9 July 24, 2011


ch ch ch chia

google it.

Person: "ch ch ch chia."

by asdfghjkl;'[poi9 July 24, 2011


Just add water-Chia Pet Gangstas

A person who spontaneously decided their a Gangsta after watching a few hood movies or too much BET.

You think to yourself, "What the???? Weren't those cats wearing cowboy hats, wranglers, and belt buckles last year." Person walks up and say's "What up nigga." You reply, "Last year you called me a nigger, and now I'm your Nigga!" After person leaves you think to yourself, "I am getting tired of all these bitch ass Just add water-Chia Pet Gangstas sprouting up out of nowhere."

by MWstein November 15, 2016


Chia Master

Someone who has successfully mastered the art of becoming erect after entering the female body.

The man was a chia master with that bitch!

by SpottedTampon69 November 21, 2015


Chia bich

Is what you call a exesive amount of pubic hair so bad you can't stick your dick into the vagina.

Gary I tell you don't fuck Sofia she is a Chia bich.

by PaspaVito May 08, 2018