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Chia-ho-Hollyn

A chia pet that bares a certain likeness to Hollyn Francis/es B. or banana bread.

Gary: Yo boi, you see dat crazay a$$ chia pet ova there?
Herbert: Yea man. It's a Chia-ho-Hollyn.

by ralph518 September 2, 2010

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Newberry Chia Pet

when one saves up their shit for at least two days. The have their partner were fishnet stockings, and proceed to take the most massive shit in the stockings. Thus causing the shit to string out like the hair of a chia pet

Nate,"Man i hooked up with this chick last night with fishnets."

Doc,"Yeah, did you give her the Newberry Chia Pet?"

Nate,"You know it!"

by Doc Warren June 28, 2010

2๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


ch ch ch chia

another name for the popular toy chia pet. ch ch ch chia was said in the chia pet commercial as a catchy thing that you cant get out of your head.

boy #1: hey i bought a chia pet.
boy #2: you mean like a ch ch ch chia?
boy #1: yeah!

by owploppy9 July 24, 2011

9๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


ch ch ch chia

google it.

Person: "ch ch ch chia."

by asdfghjkl;'[poi9 July 24, 2011

2๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Just add water-Chia Pet Gangstas

A person who spontaneously decided their a Gangsta after watching a few hood movies or too much BET.

You think to yourself, "What the???? Weren't those cats wearing cowboy hats, wranglers, and belt buckles last year." Person walks up and say's "What up nigga." You reply, "Last year you called me a nigger, and now I'm your Nigga!" After person leaves you think to yourself, "I am getting tired of all these bitch ass Just add water-Chia Pet Gangstas sprouting up out of nowhere."

by MWstein November 15, 2016


Chia Petting

The act of cumming on a bald persons head after the act of sex and sprinkling seeds on the persons head

Just got done chia petting this bald girl, it was quite the rush!

by SassyTerrier February 22, 2021


International Chia Day

A day celebrating all things chia, on April 21st

Happy International Chia Day, Dave!

by Garrett Pullman April 13, 2023