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THE DEFINITION OF A GIRL SQUATTING ON HER CLASSROOM SEAT MAKING WEIRD PIG NOISES LOOKING VERY MUCH LIKE A FROG THAT IS ON A TOILET AKA ANGRY CONSTIPATED FROG
My friend-* On the floor like a thing trying to poop*
My brain- *c o n s t i p a t e d frog*
Constipated frog.
The ability to hold your need to go number two due to an innate fear of going in strange or public places.
It usually happens while on vacation or some other trip, most times because of the fear associated with dirty public restrooms or having to go in the midst of those with you. The constipation can sometimes last for days, a feat seemingly impossible on normal days or at home.
When Noah and I took a trip to Disney World...I had the worst case of vacation constipation. I didn't take a crap for 4 days. I was afraid to use those dirty, puke-filled bathrooms, but man it felt good when I got home!
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Inability or unwillingness to express one's emotions. Creates the impression of a cold or unfeeling person. Often associated with having an anal personality. High doses of alcohol are the best known remedy.
(note to editors: I submitted this same definition for "mental constipation", but now I realised that it's really more appropriate for "emotional constipation".)
He's got such a bad case of emotional constipation, if he ever did say anything, shit would come out of his mouth!
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1. A football team that has scored more points from field goal attempts than touchdowns.
Joe -"In the Capitol One Bowl Penn State has touchdown constipation from the 1st to 4th quarter!"
Pa- "Yeah, for a second there I thought LSU might come back."
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An antonym of writer's block. This phrase means having to many ideas in you mind, that you are not able to get them out in a orginsized and creative fasion.
I'm having a wicked hard time writing this story. I mean, I just have so many ideas. I think I'm suffering from writer's constipation man.
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Basically, life's way of saying "fuck you".
Dude 1-Hey man, I have constipation and diarrhea, so when it finally comes out, it's everywhere!
Dude 2-Why the hell are you telling me this...
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Verb. Another term for stuttering.
When one speaks, subsequently the flow of speech is disrupted by involuntary repetitions and prolongations of sounds, much like when your excrement's exit is hindered by the irregularities of your bowels.
1. "H-h-h-h-h-hello!".. "Bloody hell Peter! That was some serious Vocal Constipation!"
2. Sorry, I won't be able to attend the party on saturday, I'm nursing some serious Vocal Constipation!
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