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cougar

In plain English: Any prime and mature woman seeking or prowling for younger men.

The term Cougar was coined to any woman seeking a youger man. Like the animal of the same name, they constantly hunt for fresh meat they can sink their teeth into. Cougars tend to seek energetic guys that are mostly vulnerable.

Many guys would have wished that their cougar counterparts would have baby sat them so they could have lost their virginities at a way younger age, without the fear of mommy or daddy knowing it.

One prime example of a cougar is Mary-Kaye Letourneau.

Dan : Where were you when I needed a baby sitter to babysit me hey ya cougar!
'Rianne : That would have been bad...

by Damn Damn Danno October 6, 2005

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Cougar

Puma concolor. A large feline that is closely related to small cats.

That was a cougar.

by Ysbrydion July 9, 2011

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Cougar

An especially young looking over 35 woman that dates only men younger men.

That young looking cougar is trying to be Demi Moore with Ashton Kutcher.

by Alex October 25, 2003

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Cougar

A female between 30 to 50 who prowls around for younger single men, who are roughly two-thirds their own age, similar to Pumas only younger, Pumas being usually between 50 and 80 and seeking men less than half their age. Cougars with children can also be referred to as MILFs if they are hot as f*ck!

Tommy: hey man, look at Billy over there!

Carter: is that Ms. Sullivan our old math teacher?

Tommy: yeah man, God damn cougar f*ckin' gots him now!

by Muttemor May 14, 2021

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Cougar

A older/middle aged woman age 30-45 that is in too younger men ages 18-26.5

Your mom is a cougar.

by Milf lover 69.9 March 13, 2022

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Cougar

I am reeling. I am 29 years 4 months old and I just got called a cougar for the first time! I have NEVER dated a man younger than me in my entire life. I simply, moved 2,000 miles away to a new town for a new job due to the horrible economy...And given it is that I have no friends, I went to the bar by myself to have a few drinks. I am the type to talk to anybody, and the people next to me at the bar happened to be a group of 22 and 23 year old men. I was friendly to them and enjoyed a few hours of good conversation, but I made NO advances. The men made advances on me! I turned them down because I am not interested in dating a younger man. And the young fellow labled me a Cougar on his frickin Twitter Page. I am floored.

I must be a new example as I was labled a Cougar. Im 29, athletic, hot, classically dressed, friendly, confident. But I'm not at all rich. I have a very successful career but am reeling in debt from my 7 years spent gaining higher education and my year of unemployment. So I do not appreciate being looked at as a sugar mama.

by junebugrunner February 7, 2010

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cougar

An older woman, usually with abnormally large breasts and a very small waist looking to get some action from a defenseless young male. Cougars usually range from the ages of 35-55 and can be vicious creatures out to end puppy love relationships. Cougars dwell in small, dark, high class bars in downtown settings where they can quickly sneak up on their prey, rendering them defenseless. The night usually ends in waking up next to the cougar after a night of sexual escapades to her child getting ready for school. Beware of cougars, beware.

Defenseless College Student 1: What happened to you last night? You were with us at the bar then you just kind of disappeared.

DCS 2: Dude, I was attacked by a cougar last night.

DCS 1: Fuck.

by Cougar Prey November 26, 2007

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