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Casual visitors to the free, moderator/administrator filtered Fark.com website. Often ridiculed by the "Total Farkers" who pay $5.00 a month for the pure feed.
"Fark liters" often get caught up in highly charged discussions that've already been fought by TotalFarkers hours earlier.
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A variation of the word Fuck Off
It is a colloquial term used primarily by southern English farmers but many more cantankerous persons from the region do also use it. In general it is a popoular term for humankinds who consider themselves "grumpy bastads" eg; those who feel querulous and lackadaisical toward others to the extent that they feel no need to engage in converstion with them...at all...never.
Happy Chappy - Hello there my freind, how be you on such a wonderful summers evening
Grumpy Bastad - Fark Off...
Happy Chappy - Ermm...Ok...
Grumpy Bastad - Meh...
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The way American Fork is pronounced with a Utah accent. Other words include;
Melk: Milk
Pellow: Pillow
and
Moun'n: Mountain
Guy 1:Hey man where you from?
Guy 2: Merican Fark, Utah.
Guy 1: Oh sweetness!
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its a verb that means to find a parking spot
I farked a great spot at the mall yesterday.
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A parking spot that appears open, but upon further inspection reveals a relatively small car already parked there.
Those blasted minivans make for a ton of farking spots.
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Substitute for fucking heck. Very usefull to use if a website automatically asterisks out the word fucking, as you submit it.
A dickhead knocked me off me motor bike, with his ute, at a set off traffic lights. "Ya dopey cunt, what the farking heck ya doing mate, ya could've farking killed me !", I shouted before I kicked his headlights in.
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