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A dense accumulation of feces-tainted water vapor trapped in an enclosed area.
This phenomena occurs when someone takes a long hot shower immediately following prodigious defecation.
it can alternatively occur if someone takes a dump while another party is showering.
"I thought she was just showering, and I unknowingly walked into a wall of fecal fog when I opened the bathroom door"
alternatively
"He snuck in and dropped a deuce while I was showering, it kicked up a massive fecal fog that nearly choked us both"
NOUN-A term used to describe a country bumpkin who runs barefoot, even in cow pastures. They have no concern about stepping in whatever farm dung may be lying there. Often these people are missing teeth and are married to their cousins.
"Hey, look at fecal feet over there. I bet his family tree doesn't have any branches"
"Holy cow, man! Why did you bring fecal feet?? We aren't going cow tipping!!"
"I don't care if she has fecal feet, she is a well fed country girl. I bet she can cook a mean possum"
The contortions of the facial structure elicited by an arduous shit.
Usually the result of constipation, diarrhea, or the dreaded constirrhea.
Max had madddd fecal expression after having those subway tacos.
Shit that is normally dispersed from the rectum. Used by college professors and soccer moms trying to appear mature when discussing something like poopies.
And lo, Sir Edward did assume a sitting position whilst using the facilities, and a large burst of fecal matter didst disperse forth from his rectum, and there was much rejoicing.
The observed phenomenon that the shit cycles of men who coexist together (such as in prisons, convents, bordellos, dormitories, etc.) will tend to become synchronized over time.
Guy 1: I gotta take a shit.
Guy 2: Whatever, dude - you know the boss is gonna follow you right in, right?
Guy 1: Yeah, fecal synchrony is a bitch.
It's like bukkake (a circle jerk aimed at the person in the center), but with runny shit.
You can never truly wash off a fecal bukkake.
The sticky residue left around the pump hole after a particularly wet fart.
I had a really hot curry tonight. I have a feeling my boxer shorts will be covered in fecal treacle tomorrow.