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first love

your first love is the one person whom an innocent falls recklessly in love with him/her, and a rantipole (I.e. reckless, young person) falls silently in love with this person. your first love is gonna pierce your heart, mind, and soul. it’s when you do something out of your comfort zone, when you feel the most alive, when he/she makes you feel complete, or it’s when you feel at bay, like your demons can’t scare you, like you can conquer the world. your first love, is your epic love, it might not be your true love, but you’re lucky if it is. if you lose them, you’ll spend months, or maybe even years, trying to forget what they mean to you, denying the feelings you have. Eventually, something will happen, and you’ll stop denying it, trust me, don’t fight your heart. Stop denying yourself that love, stop feeding yourself that lie that, “I don’t love him/her” when all your heart is telling you is to run to him/her. your first love is real and you’re truly lucky if your first love is your true love.

He was my first love.

by he.is.we_ January 11, 2018

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first love

one person who is and always will be the first person you truly fell in love with

you will know u have found your first love when u cannot stop thinking about him or her and all you do is spend time with them and have a good time.

by missmilk1 February 22, 2007

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first 48

used when describing, grimey or sketchy events or areas. refrencing the reality show "FIrst 48" where detectives take you through the first 48 hours of a homicide investigation. Most homicides on the show are in ghettos or projects in large inner cities.

yo! did you see that alley way? thats some first 48 shit right there!

by e.m.s March 28, 2008

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first-skis

To claim ownership or "dibs" of or on something.

I call first-skis on the shower.

by Kaitlynnn September 19, 2006


me-firsting

While driving, one of the following acts:

- When a light turns green (with no arrow), quickly making a left turn (or right turn where driving is on the left side) before the first cars in the opposing traffic, which have the right-of-way, have a chance to go.

- Use of a lane designated for a specific purpose, such as turning, to pass other stopped or slower cars.

You are "me-firsting" or "me firsting" if:

1.) You get a good jump just when the light turns green to make a left. This depends on the cars about to go the other way that you would otherwise have to wait for getting a slower start.

There is also a move called a Pittsburgh left where the opposing driver allows the motorist to make the left turn as a courtesy.

2.) If there is a left-turn, right-turn, exit-only, or temporary merge lane, and you plan to go straight, but there are more cars going straight than turning, and the special lane is clear, making use of one of these lanes to pass and get ahead of other cars is called me-firsting. This could take place during a traffic jam on a highway or when the light will not allow enough time for all the cars to proceed through on a single cycle, but will allow the "me-firster" to do so if able to pass.

The lane used as such to the motorist is called a me-firsting lane.

In any of the above examples, it is easier to "me-first" in front of or before a truck or an older car with a slower engine.

The laws vary in every place as to what is allowed, and what punishments can be when laws are broken.

by Bed time February 1, 2010

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first dude

husband of grasping, overreaching female office holder or politican. his incidental consort status effectively renders him neither first nor dude.

todd palin was first dude of alaska before his harpy wife ditched to $ell out.

by lexicali slim November 18, 2009

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First Amendment

The First Amendment allows the people of the United States to voice unpopular opinions, preventing tyranny by the majority. It also allows people to assembly peaceable and allows the press to report fact and voice opinion without prior restraint. If we cannot petition our government for the redress of grievances we risk the hardening of a permanent majority into a self-enforcing bureaucracy.

Thomas Jefferson once said that if forced to choose between government without newspapers, and newspapers without government, he wouldn't hesitate to choose the latter. Assembly, the exchange of ideas, and understanding the actions of society keep us free, and are why the press was intended to be a de facto fourth branch of government.

"Free Speech is the right to yell, "Theater!" at a crowded fire."

- Abbie Hoffman, radical, describing the First Amendment

by Memphis Jay March 8, 2008

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