Foreign Aid

Foreign Aid is a program involving a country giving money to another country for the purpose of, as it implies, aiding its development and other purposes.

Foreign Aid has its importance, but in the case of the United States of America, Foreign Aid is royally fucking us. For example, what do you think would happen if you sent Foreign Aid to an Arab country? The terrorist cells in that country would smuggle it and steal it, and thus use the aid to upgrade their nefarious deeds.

If you're going to use Foreign Aid, be absolutely careful. Be careful who you trust. Also, we should consider ceasing Foreign Aid to every country because they hate us.....we should wait until they come to us on their knees begging for our help and then we be like, "oh NOW you want our help after all this hate you've been giving us". lol

"Foreign Aid is necessary in this day and age, but it's fucking us because the world hates us."
-me

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foreign toreigners

A derogatory term for foreign tourists

I hate all of these fucking foreign toreigners in my town.

foreign hair

a hair that is on your clothes or person but isn't actually attached to you

"oh sick! there is a long blonde hair on me, and i have black hair"

"ew there's a foreign hair stuck to me, i can feel it but i can't get it off."

Foreign Keys

When you attempt to type something with your keyboard but it outputs some weird-ass French shit.

*SMS*
Joe: Hey Mary want to go out tonighté
Mary: What's the E thingy?
Joe: Oh sorry, I have a bad case of Foreign Keys.
Joe: Hey Mary want to go out tonight?*

Ps; Joe never got the date. Not because of foreign keys, but because of double texting.

foreign feature

classy foreign car.

I got a new foreign feature for my girl friend's birth day. It moves like the wind.

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foreign name

Names no American can pronounce

Person: Oh, we got a substitute today. Hope he doesn't butcher foreign names.
Substitute: When I call your name please say "here". Mohansnddnsandasdasd. Is that how you say it?
Mohammad: its not but I'm gonna say yea Yea.

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foreign object

Something that is somewhere it doesn't belong or doesn't naturally exist.

Can also be used to derogatorily describe immigrants.

Damn tire is going flat, I must have picked up some foreign object on the highway.

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